All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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