I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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