I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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