How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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