I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
How does one acquire holy water?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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