By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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