Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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