You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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