My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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