I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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