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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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