you have to choose: penises or morals?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Randomize