Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he shaved USA in his pubs
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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