the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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