would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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