i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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