maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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