he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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