no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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