We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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