the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
even my farts smell like vagina
so let's talk penis.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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