sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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