I hope mine doesn't look like that
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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