Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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