I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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