I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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