Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
Me too!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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