I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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