i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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