matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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