I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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