Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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