you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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