i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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