Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I wish i was in the wii world.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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