Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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