Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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