Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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