Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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