god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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