So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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