I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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