i just google imaged poop.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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