I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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