I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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