worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize