I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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