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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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