i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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