I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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